Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Survivor Cagayan week 12 recap poem (5/14/14)

Last week on reward, Kass, Woo, and Spencer made a pact.
They’d be final 3 and launch a Tony-idol attack.
Spencer won immunity by counting many objects.
Kass and Woo rethought things, voted Tasha. This game’s complex.

Spencer asks why Kass and Woo performed a grand charade.
Woo already has a final three, that's why Trish stayed.
Spencer says they could have told him. Nothing he could do.
Kass says it's part of the game - to often not be true.

Kass has realized that Tony's been a global jerk.
So bringing him along with her to the end might work.
To Tony, its loyalty. Everyone is on track.
He won't turn on them if they don't stab him in the back.

Spencer says it's Tony and 3 other foolish dopes.
Tony has played everyone in this game like a fiddle.
Spencer knows he's next to go, he only has one hope.
He's playing with people who understand the game so little.

In the canoe Tony asks Woo about final three.
Tony says Kass won't get votes. It's between you and me.
Woo thinks sitting with Tony in the end would be fine.
They started this game together. Finish it in kind.

Woo wants Tony to see him as someone who is loyal.
He reveals the final 3 plan that was quickly foiled.
Kass had been all for it. She said it was for the best.
Such a loyal teammate. Tony has to know he's blessed.

Tony knows that Woo is a genuine kind of guy.
It tears him apart that he'll be victim of blindside.
Woo has a shot at winning. Tony listens to his wife.
"Don't do anything stupid". Think of your family's life.

For reward, dive in a pit of mud. Cover your body.
Race to scrape it in a bucket. Carrying is naughty.
Most mud in 10 minutes wins pizza delivery.
After 34 days it could be just what you need.

Woo and Spencer work fast. Tony's arms hold mud like glue.
Kass goes face first in the mud. Kass and Woo use hair too.
Tony's bucket overflows and no one else came close.
All agree they don't need to be weighed. Tony has most.

Jeff says pizza delivered for 1 - kinda pathetic.
Tony can choose one to share with. Trish looks anorexic.
They will share a pizza party. Trish dances ecstatic.
But will this 'pecking order' reward make others frantic?

Woo's a terracotta warrior / "encino man".
Kass' hair stays in a spike like she's in some punk band.
She's glad Tony chose Trish as it shows they are attached.
Nobody should have such power. They must be detached.

Helicopter is used for pizza delivery.
Spencer says this reward is a metaphor. You see?
Tony's winning. Takes along his right hand person - Trish.
No one's bothered. Hand him the game on a silver dish.

Tony stuffs whole slices in his mouth. Trish says "slow down".
Tony confirms that he has the special idol crown.
Both of Tony's idols can only be used at five.
He intends to say one's good at four. A ruthless lie.

They agree it's easier to beat Kass than beat Woo.
Kass has ticked off everyone. She is reckless, too.
Tony wants his final three to involve Trish and Kass.
So he'll talk to Kass and hope she doesn't give him sass.

Everyone knows at immunity they must beat Spencer.
Tony tells Kass he will go to the end with Trish and her.
Though Woo told him everything in the canoe yesterday.
She went behind his back; He won't take it personally.

Kass felt he confronted her. "You shouldn't be doing that."
She thinks both Woo and Tony were stupid for sharing that chat.
Tony said it so Kass would feel more comfortable.
Swears on his wife and baby. Will that give him some pull?

Kass thinks she's been forgiven by the mafia boss.
She plans to point out Tony's a bully. More chaos.
Kass tries to confirm what Woo told Tony on the boat.
Woo denies. She tells Tony. This action struck a note.

"Why are you investigating"? That was in secrecy.
Kass came back here and blew it out. That's sheer lunacy.
Kass is unsure why she can't check up on Tony's facts.
Tony says she sealed her fate. Out goes their newborn pact.

Kass tells Woo that Tony swore on his baby and wife.
She likes paranoia, but might have caused too much strife.
Everyone can talk to Tony, but not to each other.
Tony would control all talking if he had his druthers.

Tony says that telling secrets is a different thing.
Now Tony's talking in "llama"? Goofy blathering.
He thinks perfect strategy is bring Kass to the end.
But she's an insult to this game. This he cannot mend.

Kass tells Tony, what she did was a strategic move.
Now one of your own people won't know if he's with you.
Tony's had enough. He and Trish go off on a walk.
This gives Kass a chance to sit around with Woo and talk.

Woo needed to know that Tony was playing both sides.
Kass wants Tony gone, but behind an idol he hides.
She asks if Tony swore on his baby/wife to Woo.
Woo tells her "He didn't". Spencer wonders what he'll do.

Woo thinks Tony wouldn't take him to the final 3.
Mainly because Woo has a good ‘rep’ with the jury.
Spencer feeds his paranoia, hoping he might turn.
Kass and Spencer both pitch in to help his fire burn.

If Spencer goes out then Tony and Trish will decide
who gets to the final 3. Woo forsees his blindside.
Because of the promise to Kass, Woo can't trust Tony.
Allies since day 1, but trust is down tremendously.

Kass says to vote Trish out. One less option for a goat.
Trish overheard that. She won't appreciate that vote.
Immunity is important for Kass/Spencer/Woo.
Spencer's target #1, but who is target two?

For immunity, a braided rope must be untangled.
Attached to a minor table maze where a key dangles.
Then build up a ladder from the bottom using rungs.
Just you wait, there's more to come. We’re starting to have fun.

Use planks to build a staircase and climb up to the top.
Solve the Survivor slide puzzle first - you won't be stopped.
Tony, Trish, and Kass get out ahead of Spencer/Woo.
At the ladder, Spencer seems to be stuck at rung two.

Tony starts the staircase first. Spencer completes his ladder.
Tony's at the top now. Lets see if his lead will matter.
The other 3 are stuck working on the ladder phase.
Spencer makes it to the top, completing his staircase.

Tony had a huge time advantage. Was it used wisely?
Spencer studies the puzzle. Tony moves pieces wildly.
Spencer is methodical. Tony's lead slips away.
It's a tremendous comeback. Spencer's saved another day!

Jeff barely saw it happen, Spencer solved it so fast.
Tony's worst scenario. Choose Trish, Woo, or Kass.
Tony says he could have had an hour without winning.
Never done a puzzle in his life. Now Spencer's grinning.

Trish confronts Kass about what she heard from earlier.
Kass says she was aware Trish was listening to her.
Trish points out that Kass plays both sides, then plays the victim.
Kass is an agitator, then sits there with her grin.

Trish would "rip you apart in 30 seconds, you'd be crying..."
Kass thinks Trish looks like Skeletor. Blue eyes, finger waving.
Trish is upset all because she overheard her name.
Kass thinks it got out of hand, and could cost her the game.

Tony, Trish, and Woo regroup, but Woo starts to show doubt.
Tony told the truth of what he and Kass talked about.
Now Tony will swear to Woo but it might be too late.
It won't be long before they go on their tribal date.

Tony swears on his wife, kid, mother, dead dad - his grave.
Tony, Woo, and Trish to the end. Will Tony behave?
Woo sees Tony making promises to everyone.
If Tony would save Trish over him, Woo might be done.

Time to make that big move. Woo decides to vote with Kass.
Spencer says they must do this so there's a winning chance.
They have to get rid of Trish, then Tony when at 4.
Woo and Spencer shake on final 3, if this deal soars.

Tony sees this from the bushes. No need for spy shack.
"What the hell just happened?", he thinks. New alliance crack.
Tony says it's an injustice to bring Kass to the top.
Tony may break promises if plan changes don't stop.

Tribal council time. Spencer is called a challenge beast.
Kass calls Trish a wild skeleton blue-eyed banshee.
Just like back at camp, Kass and Trish keep on arguing.
Woo says 3 brawn vs. 2 brain might be the new thing.

Now it's Tony's turn to keep on bickering with Kass.
He calls out her grin. She says its because he's an ass.
Again he speaks in llama-ese. Everyone has a smile.
Jeff's surprised at so much laughing at such a late tribal.

Woo compares them all to the worst-ever family.
He's the foreign exchange student in his analogy.
Tony pulls out both the idols from his bag of tricks.
Says it's getting heavy, so these will be in the mix.

With 5 left, he has to use the plain regular one.
Special idol will be be saved for later surprise fun.
After all the votes are cast, Tony hands one over.
These idols and Tony's wit are like a 4-leaf clover.

First 3 votes are Trish, Kass, Trish. But Kass won't receive two.
Trish is out unanimously - votes from her brawn crew.
7th jury member and the 13th voted out.
Kass flips her the bird. Animosity - no doubt.

Tony, Spencer, Kass, and Woo are in the final 4.
What will next week's 2-hour finale have in store?
Jeff says, given the history, it's anybody's game.
For this 28th season, very little has been lame.

A boat is approaching. They are standing on tall poles.
Kass is Tony's momma? Tony's crying? Such odd souls.
Woo might burn the whole place down. Will that happen? We'll see.
8pm, May 21st. Survivor Finale!

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