Thursday, May 22, 2014

Survivor Cagayan Finale/Reunion Recap Haikus (5/21/14)

I'm mixing it up for the finale and reunion. A co-worker suggested a haiku might be easier. I decided it would be faster. The end product decided it would be awesome.
There are 4 categories:
  • Concise, Single Haiku Summary
  • Finale 5-Haiku Recap
  • Reunion 5-Haiku Recap
  • Next-Season-Teaser Haiku
Enjoy. Oh, and let me know if you have suggestions for what I should do for next season. Just don't be offended when I back-stab you by not going along with your ideas.

Concise, Single Haiku Summary
   Spencer ousted first
   Woo wins last immunity.
   Tony wins 8-1.

Finale 5-Haiku Recap
   Major comeback Kass
   Immunity from behind
   Spencer's time is up.

   Spencer tells Tony
   it will be a final 2.
   They will vote you out.

   A maze and puzzle
   Woo wins by a half second.
   He'll choose final 2

   Both Tony and Kass
   think Kass is the smarter choice.
   Woo values honor.

   Jury was bitter
   They chose Tony anyway
   Spencer lobbied hard

Reunion 5-Haiku Recap
   Jeff Probst asks jury:
   What if Woo takes Kass instead?
   Woo beats Kass hands down!

   Woo has no regrets.
   Tony played a better game.
   Not a sore loser

   Tony friends with Trish
   Sarah won't be friends with him.
   Trust betrayed too far

   Jeff apologized.
   Thought Spencer had zero chance
   Never been more wrong

   Tasha's one regret:
   Thinks she could have played harder
   Like a returnee

Next-Season-Teaser Haiku

   Season 29:
   Blood versus Water returns
   in San Juan del sur

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